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Olivia Wilde Goes Topless

August 6, 2011

Here is a still of Olivia Wilde smoking a cigarette topless. You care because it helps you imagine what it’d be like if you just gave her multiple orgasms and she’s now enjoying sucking back on a post-coital smoke and bantering on about some cutsie pillow-talk because she’s still reeling from the afterglow. I care […]

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Cruella de Vil

August 6, 2011

This is a picture of a topless chick in high heels and hot shorts walking two dalmatians at a time. You care because the sight of a nearly nude woman dominating two lower beasts excites you on a primal level that appeals to some of your deepest, most carnal desires. I care because any Barbie […]

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Kelly Rowland Topless

July 23, 2011

This is a picture of Kelly Rowland getting naked to promote her new album. You care because whenever a girl uses sex to get something out of you, it helps you believe that one of the things she wants is sex and all you have to do is give her a few other things and […]

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Scarlett Johansson Nip Slip

November 9, 2010

This is a picture of Scarlett Johansson showing a bit of nipple. You care because you figure if someone that beautiful and famous is still willing to show a bit of nipple for some extra attention, then she must have some self-validation issues meaning that if you ever did run into her at a party […]

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Tattoo Tuesday

November 9, 2010

This is a picture of a young, cute, topless girl with a lot of tattoos. You care because you believe that cute girls with a lot of ink who pose topless have relatively low self-esteem and seek validation enough that you might be able to talk your way in there if you’re really nice to […]

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