Terry Richardson

Hipster Dyke Rim Job

May 3, 2012

This is a pic of a one girl feigning like she’s giving another girl a rim job that kind of reminds me of what would happen if Terry Richardson went slumming with a stock photographer. You care because that one girls is looking right into the camera which helps you pretend that you’re actually in […]

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New York is a Friendly Town

September 2, 2011

This is a photo of a topless chick drinking a beer and posing for the camera with “New York is a friendly town” scrawled across her chest. You care because the can of Budweiser makes you think that she’s your kind of girl, and the snuff-porn lighting makes you think that this is gonna go your way. I […]

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Riley Keough

December 19, 2010

This is a picture of the model Riley Keough at Terry Richardson’s studio. You care because because girls with boy haircuts and boy names seem like they know exactly what to do with you, and that it’ll be, they won’t tell anyone how many fingers they put in you. I care because girls with Clockwork […]

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Emily by Terry

September 26, 2010

This is a Terry Richardson pic of some girl named Emily.You care because it’s the closest you’ll ever get to having a 10 look at you that way. I care because shit like this actually makes me want to be a man if only to know what it feels like to penetrate something beautiful. The […]

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