roller derby

Geek Crush: Wankergirl

October 22, 2010

Meet Wankergirl. She has a blog called Blarmcast where she post videos and podcasts and other stuff about life and sex and dating. She also takes pictures of herself in the washroom, plays roller derby (with Ruca von Riot, incidentally), and performs burlesque. You care because girls with red hair who take pictures of themselves […]

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Lola Blow from The Chicago Outfit

October 18, 2010

Meet Lola Blow, #138 from The Chicago Outfit roller derby team. You care because she has a bit of the crust punk look which makes you think that if you offer her a place to crash for the night, she’d not only be willing to go home with you, but since she picks her nose, […]

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Stiv Skator from Tough Cookies

October 11, 2010

Meet Stiv Skator. She plays for the Tough Cookies of the LA Derby Dolls roller derby league. You care because she’s a girl with letters tattooed across her fingers which makes you feel like it’s okay to have prison fantasies because now when you’re fantasizing about being dominated in the shower, you can at least […]

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Lady J from NSOTB

October 4, 2010

Meet Lady J. She plays for a team called the New Skids on the Block in the Montreal Roller Derby League. You care because she doesn’t look like a bull-dyke on wheels, but still has just enough of a touch a tomboy to appeal to the same part of your lizard brain that makes you […]

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Ruca von Riot from the 709

September 25, 2010

This is a picture of a Derby Doll named Ruca Von Riot drinking beer out of a roller Skate. She’s from a Newfoundland roller derby team called the 709 Derby Girls. You care because there’s just something about a heavier girl putting something phallic in her mouth that you just can’t resist, especially when it’s […]

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