mommy issues

The Milk Maid

August 2, 2011

This is a picture of a chick in a bathtub full of milk with only her boobies showing. You care for the obvious oedipal reasons that stem from you being breast fed too long or not at all. I care because, as much as it’s interesting to see a couple of tits floating in a […]

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Geek Crush: Melissa Allen

November 12, 2010

Meet Melissa Allen. According to her Twitter bio, she’s a “Writer. Web Marketer. French Speaker. Beer drinker. Fine diner. Gourmet Cooker. Book Reader. Art Lover. Theatre/Ballet/Opera Goer. World Traveler.” You care because black girls who pole dance and drink beer but go to the ballet and opera are pretty much everything you need to rebel […]

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