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New York is a Friendly Town

September 2, 2011

This is a photo of a topless chick drinking a beer and posing for the camera with “New York is a friendly town” scrawled across her chest. You care because the can of Budweiser makes you think that she’s your kind of girl, and the snuff-porn lighting makes you think that this is gonna go your way. I […]

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More Pussy Than You…

August 7, 2011

This is a picture of some cute chick in an American Apparel t-shirt holding up a zinger of a placard at a pro gay marriage rally. You care because she reminds you of how much less of a man you are than cute lesbian protestors, which makes the idea of being worthless and deserving of […]

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A Casual Encounter

December 29, 2010

This is a picture that looks like an American Apparel ad of a girl bent over in front of the camera. You care because seeing a girl dressed in casual, cotton clothing bent over for the camera makes you think that American Apparel models don’t exist only in an alternate, advertising universe where you encounter […]

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Geek Crush: Alexi Celine Wasser

October 15, 2010

Meet Alexi Celine Wasser (@imboycrazy). She has a blog called I’m Boy Crazy (hate the name), where she does all kinds of cool shit, like a spot called the blind leading the blind, and a podcast called Boy Crazy Radio (N.B. Alexi seems to hate upper case letters and never uses them, but I’m not […]

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See Through Plaid from American Apparel

October 7, 2010

So it looks like American Apparel is now selling plaid chiffon shirts. You care because that’s going to be that many more girls wearing that many more see-through shirts making you think that they want you, specifically, to see their boobs or their bra or whatever, and that will make you feel like that much […]

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