Munching Red Carpet

by Kristy on September 27, 2010

Some pics of Rihanna surfaced today. They’re from the shoot of the debut video from her new album.

Source: PopOnThePop.com

You care because you find black girls intimidating until they dress up like candy stripers in Wonderland, and then you get to thinking that maybe, just maybe, you can work out your jungle fever and kiddy fetish all in one shot.

I care because, well, it’s RiRi, and seeing how those thick, smooth thighs run up to her perky booty makes me wish that Chris Brown had turned her off men permanently because then there’d at least be a remote chance of me answering the question of whether there’s a red carpet to match the curtains.

You can see (and vote on) all of them over on Pop on the Pop.

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