Lily the Kid from the Hustlin’ Rollers

by Kristy on October 25, 2010

Meet Lily the Kid, #138 on the Hustlin’ Rollers from Memphis.

Source: Memphis Roller Derby

You care because she kinda looks like Adam Lambert, except she has a vagina, which makes it okay for you to openly lust after her and easier for you to rationalize those thoughts you’ve been having early in the morning when you’re halfway between a dreaming and a waking state.

I care because, usually, the only person people who play full contact sports and have a lot of tattoos hate more than themselves is everyone else, and frankly I could use a quid pro quo session with someone who can dish it out as well as they can take it.

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