Kristy

Wall of Shame

May 5, 2012

This is a picture of a girl looking lost and hurt and alone in her room surrounded pics of the men she’s slept and the condoms they used with her. You care because you figure that a girl like that has the kind of daddy issues that makes her easy pickings and you’d have a […]

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Hipster Dyke Rim Job

May 3, 2012

This is a pic of a one girl feigning like she’s giving another girl a rim job that kind of reminds me of what would happen if Terry Richardson went slumming with a stock photographer. You care because that one girls is looking right into the camera which helps you pretend that you’re actually in […]

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New York is a Friendly Town

September 2, 2011

This is a photo of a topless chick drinking a beer and posing for the camera with “New York is a friendly town” scrawled across her chest. You care because the can of Budweiser makes you think that she’s your kind of girl, and the snuff-porn lighting makes you think that this is gonna go your way. I […]

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More Pussy Than You…

August 7, 2011

This is a picture of some cute chick in an American Apparel t-shirt holding up a zinger of a placard at a pro gay marriage rally. You care because she reminds you of how much less of a man you are than cute lesbian protestors, which makes the idea of being worthless and deserving of […]

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Olivia Wilde Goes Topless

August 6, 2011

Here is a still of Olivia Wilde smoking a cigarette topless. You care because it helps you imagine what it’d be like if you just gave her multiple orgasms and she’s now enjoying sucking back on a post-coital smoke and bantering on about some cutsie pillow-talk because she’s still reeling from the afterglow. I care […]

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Cruella de Vil

August 6, 2011

This is a picture of a topless chick in high heels and hot shorts walking two dalmatians at a time. You care because the sight of a nearly nude woman dominating two lower beasts excites you on a primal level that appeals to some of your deepest, most carnal desires. I care because any Barbie […]

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Geek Crush: MJ Corey

August 5, 2011

Meet M.J. Corey, a New York based writer. She has a Tumblog called The Average American Female, but she’s anything but because she’s cute, whitty, talented — and she likes girls. But seriously, she’s had all these chapters from her manuscript published in some major magazines and has been getting booked for a lot of […]

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Mila Kunis in Russian

August 4, 2011

This is a video of Mila Kunis coming to Justin Timberlake’s defence at a press conference in Moscow. You care because you think that chicks who speak Russian are hot because you imagine that makes them domineering and more likely to want to punish you despite your looks and performance. I care because I figure […]

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The Milk Maid

August 2, 2011

This is a picture of a chick in a bathtub full of milk with only her boobies showing. You care for the obvious oedipal reasons that stem from you being breast fed too long or not at all. I care because, as much as it’s interesting to see a couple of tits floating in a […]

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Samantha Ronson Drunken Pic

August 2, 2011

This is Samantha Ronson’s mugshot from when she was arrested Monday morning for driving drunk from Vegas to LA, on her way back from DJ’ing gig. You care because women who have the chutzpah to do the things you think are outlaw-cool but don’t have the balls to do are hot, especially when they’re chick […]

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